So, after a period of semi-quiet, the right wing haters of healthcare and changers of money are beginning to beat their Drums of Ignorant Obstinance and are firing up the Memes of Fucktardia to share with their like-minded idiot friends on the Book of Faces.
Because I still have conservative friends who A) seem to crave public bitchslappings, and B) don’t seem to understand that they can post their crazy to only the people who will buy it lock, stock, and barrel instead of to the people who will dismantle their stupidity with a post full of SnarkMonkey……….well, let’s just say that I highly resemble this kitty on an almost daily basis:
So the latest “WHAAAAAARRRGARBLLLLLL” coming from the conservative corners of the Book of Faces is how people who eat out are going to have to stop tipping because Obamacare is making it too expensive to eat AND tip…..it’s an either/or proposition, and ,well, FUCK YOU, WAITSTAFF!!!! – iPhone 742 is coming out soon and if we don’t tip your healthcare-sucking asses we can afford to buy half of one!
This photo has been making the rounds on the Booky-Face thingamabob, and while its authenticity is up for debate, the authenticity of the support being shown for its assholish premise IS NOT.
I had a busy day today and not a lot of time for unleashing the Snarkken, so I ignored it for most of the day, but by the time the evening rolled around and I was STILL seeing it in my feed, my inner Snarkelstilskin won, and I posted the following status along with that ridiculous picture:
**NOTE TO EVERYBODY**
This has popped up in my feed a lot today, and all I can say is this:If you are the type of person who would leave a card like this for your waitperson, be it at Denny’s or at Tavern on the Green, you are NOT standing on your principles, patriotically defending the Constitution from socialist Hitler-like despots, or winning anyone over to your view of the issue…………………… you are just flat-out being a TurboDouche who needs to stay at home and cook their own damn dinner because you obviously do not possess the funds or the class for dining out, and I hope a bird poops on your face as you leave the restaurant.
Darn skippy I said that – I HOPE A BIRD POOPS ON YOUR FACE.
And then, as serendipity would have it, a friend found this, courtesy of Moms Who Drink and Swear, and alerted me to it:
Fucking PERFECT.
Seriously.
You’re not being a modern-day tea partier or a modern revolutionary.
You’re just being a non-tipping DOUCHE, and you’re hiding behind a “political statement” to excuse your cheap doucheiness.
Get over your damn self.
Be prepared to tip, or keep your classless ass at home.
THE END.
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